“You’ve got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you’re not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.” ~ Steven D. Woodhull
Hey there! Posting a day late because, well, excuses aside – I work late on Tuesday nights and I just wasn’t feelin’ it when I got home from work to type up a blog to post on Wednesday. Hence, a Thursday post vs a Wednesday post. And look at that… life went on as normal.
Lately, I have been starving. Ok, I obviously know that is an exaggeration, because really, if I were literally starving, I probably wouldn’t have a weight loss blog. But that’s beside the point.
The point is, I’ve been huuuungry lately! I haven’t been working out more than normal, so I was boggled as to why my tum tum was in a constant state of grumble.
TOM. Yeah, it comes every month and every month I sit there and wrack my brain as to why I could possibly be so darn hungry! You’d think I’d learn, right?
Anyways, I’ve been attempting to keep my cravings at bay. Because they’re really not so good. I’m talking chocolate… cliche, but true. I want boatloads and boatloads of chocolate! And I’ve got the good stuff in the house too… so it’s been pretty difficult!
Luckily, I keep the Seroogy’s in a cabinet high above the stove so it’s not just sitting out, taunting me ALL.THE.TIME. It taunts me enough from inside the cabinet!
CENSORED
In other news, I met my mom at the gym last night. We’ve kind of gotten out of our normal 5x a week routine. We’re not horrible, but we really are working on it to get us back to 5x a week, consistently. I’m not sure what happened… just summer, I think. A lot of weekends get eaten up by summer plans and then we inevitably end up skipping the gym. But we’re both cracking down and working on getting back to our normal routine.
Well anyways, while we were at the gym last night, my attire was shorts and a tank. It’s disgustingly humid again here in Minneapolis… so the less amount of fabric, the better. ……..or so I thought.
I had what we’ll just call a “wardrobe malfunction” at the gym last night. Now, no worries, we’re not talking about a full on nip slip ala Janet Jackson or anything of that sort (thank God). But let me just describe the situation.
There I was on the treadmill, minding my own business when I decided it was time to stop walking and start running jogging. So I’m truckin’ along for about a quarter of a mile when I glance down and amidst my BLACK tank top, see a sea of WHITE. My bra was like, hanging out! I quickly slowed my pace and assessed the situation.
My tank top, which I love, is kind of like a slinky material. I don’t know how to describe it. It IS a workout tank, but it’s not plain cotton. It’s kind of… slide-y. (Haha, technical terms, right?)
Well, apparently my slide-y tank top does not mix well with my slide-y-ish sports bra. They both slide around and I end up exposing the goods to anyone at the gym who happens to glance my way!
Ok, I may be slightly over exaggerating, but when you realize your bra is hanging out when you’re getting all sweaty in a gym with a bunch of randos… it’s not a pleasant experience.
Not to mention, all the while I had chub-rub going on between my volumptious (read: fat) thighs.
All in all, let’s just say it was not a good night at the gym, wardrobe-wise.
I long for the day I can wear cute work out clothes, chub-rub and ride-up/slide-down free.
Tell me,
Have you ever experienced a wardrobe mailfunction while at the gym?
What about outside the gym, just in general??
Oohhh! I cannot WAIT to read your comments! I hope you have a happy Thursday!
