I’m sorry Mr. Carrot,
I know you spent your entire existence here on earth with a dream to be eaten. To be eating some starving person. Someone who perhaps needed some fuel after an early evening 3 mile run? Yes, I’m sure that is a good destiny. To be consumed by someone who was going to use you for energy. Dipping you in Tribe Original Hummus would have made you even happier, I’m sure of it.
But I’m sorry Mr. Carrot…
I just cannot eat you!!!
My momma always told me everyone & everything was created in God’s image and is perfect in God’s eyes but I just can’t. You just don’t look normal. You don’t look like the rest of them.
I’m sorry Mr. Carrot, I cannot eat you. But have no fear, I will put you outside on the patio because I know Mr. Squirrel will not be as judgemental as I.
Sincerely,
Jen, a priorfatgirl
Ok, maybe I need to go back to school. I have way too much time on my hands. Do you eat all of your veggies, even if they don’t look perfect? I’m wondering out loud here, but is it just Mr. CEO and all the chemicals we’ve consumed which have created this illusion that our food must always look perfect?
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